zankiedoodle:

Zach’s zing… wow Kathy Griffin

"What do you call someone who cries, wears pink and cuddles with men?"

deputyeyebrows:

So got this joke on my popsicle stick today.
Now I’m imagining Stiles getting one of these while he’s out on a date with Derek. And he’s being a little shit, sucking and licking on the icy treat lewdly as he looks at Derek’s fond but exasperated face. Stiles laughs a bit at the silliness of it, and Derek smiles with a shake of his head. 
But then he looks down at the bit of stick protruding from the base of his popsicle and sees the words, “When is a door”. 
He panics. Starts scraping off the cherry flavored ice with shaky hands. When the full riddle is visible, he lets the stick drop in favor of turning his hands palm side up and counting. One-two-three-four-five. One-two-three-four-five. His breath is coming out in short, erratic pants and there’s a ringing in his ears and static is licking at the edges of his vision and under the skin of his hands. 
But Derek is there, pulling his vision up and telling him, ‘In—two three four—and out—two three four. In…out…’ and ‘This is real. I promise this is real Stiles.’
He keeps saying, keeps telling him until Stiles claws back out of himself and believes him…

deputyeyebrows:

So got this joke on my popsicle stick today.

Now I’m imagining Stiles getting one of these while he’s out on a date with Derek. And he’s being a little shit, sucking and licking on the icy treat lewdly as he looks at Derek’s fond but exasperated face. Stiles laughs a bit at the silliness of it, and Derek smiles with a shake of his head. 

But then he looks down at the bit of stick protruding from the base of his popsicle and sees the words, “When is a door”. 

He panics. Starts scraping off the cherry flavored ice with shaky hands. When the full riddle is visible, he lets the stick drop in favor of turning his hands palm side up and counting. One-two-three-four-five. One-two-three-four-five. His breath is coming out in short, erratic pants and there’s a ringing in his ears and static is licking at the edges of his vision and under the skin of his hands. 

But Derek is there, pulling his vision up and telling him, ‘In—two three four—and out—two three four. In…out…’ and ‘This is real. I promise this is real Stiles.’

He keeps saying, keeps telling him until Stiles claws back out of himself and believes him…

stydialovin:

I know this isn’t Stydia related,
but what the hell is this??

WHY AN I LAUGHING SO H ARD

stydialovin:

I know this isn’t Stydia related,
but what the hell is this??

WHY AN I LAUGHING SO H ARD

Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise.

"Stiles," Derek sighs, eyes remaining closed. "Go to sleep."

"I’m trying," Stiles says, pulse quickening.

"No, you’re not. You’re staring at me." He slowly opens his eyes then, meeting Stiles’ gaze in the dim darkness of the boy’s bedroom. Stiles smiles, feeling his heart flutter warm in his chest. Derek blinks. "What?"

Stiles inches closer, moving his arm to play with Derek’s hair rather than his own. Derek’s eyes flicker over his face, filled with wonder.

"You look adorable when you sleep," Stiles admits in a murmur.

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

image

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

image

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

image

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

Hobrien at TV Guide yacht Comic Con 2014 (x)

castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:


i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life


the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:

i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life

the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

"Stiles," Derek sighs, eyes remaining closed. "Go to sleep."

"I’m trying," Stiles says, pulse quickening.

"No, you’re not. You’re staring at me." He slowly opens his eyes then, meeting Stiles’ gaze in the dim darkness of the boy’s bedroom. Stiles smiles, feeling his heart flutter warm in his chest. Derek blinks. "What?"

Stiles inches closer, moving his arm to play with Derek’s hair rather than his own. Derek’s eyes flicker over his face, filled with wonder.

"You look adorable when you sleep," Stiles admits in a murmur.

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up